National Kick Your enemy day

January 7th is Kick your enemy day {:

have fun ^w^ with National Kick Your enemy day

by Nobody:} May 17, 2022

National Edward 40 hands day

National Edward 40 hands day is on April 26th

On April 26th we have to do Edward 40 hands because it is national Edward 40 hands day.

by 69crusisex April 26, 2021

National grab a boys ass day

Same thing as "National. Grab a girls was day, but boys.
April 14th

National grab a boys ass day. Its the day you grab a boys ass.

by Bowlingball4955 May 24, 2018

National give Trevor head day

This holiday is on July 3rd, it’s for all the Trevor’s out there.

“ I hope Trevor’s hard, cause I’m craving his cock in my mouth

National give Trevor Head Day is defined by sucking a Trevors penis. Suck Trevors Dick

by The Read Meaning January 4, 2022

National Watch Good Time Day

National Watch Good Time Day is celebrated on August 11, in celebration of the Safdie Brothers' masterpiece's release on that same day back in 2017.

"Hey, it's August 11. You know what that means? It's National Watch Good Time Day! Time to watch Good Time!"

by Safdiestan12 April 28, 2020

National slob on my knob day

National slob on my knob day is, April 28.

Hey it's National slob on my knob day;) wanna suck my sick babe?

by Suck daddy May 31, 2018

National Trip Tall People Day

Held on October 20th, this is a holiday celebrating people under 5’4. As opposed to ‘Throw Short People’ Day, short people will therefore be superior to tall people, and will trip them. No permission needed.

“Tomorrow is National Trip Tall People Day,” yelled Jorden, at the top of his lungs.

by Leader of the Short People October 22, 2020