james jones

eh stupid fat person with a small dick

dude you're so james jones

by goolgoog August 29, 2020

James

Ah James the gay boi. The boy who wants to shag Jayden from the older class.

Jayden: “why you looking at me all the time”
James: thinks *oh god what do I say* “um hi Jayden

by The disease December 16, 2019

james

the hottest dude alive and his best friend is proboly named derrick or some one with a d

james is so hot

by oddcatbut April 12, 2022

James

Being a James is a state of being scared of commitment and would usually spend his time lying on his bed and puffing his vape instead of fixing his broken AC. During the thanksgiving dinner, James is seen hiding under the table vaping due to his fear of chicken and his very insipid taste for eggs. This state often involves a constant state of sadness thinking about past relationships (although non-existant b/c he has no commitment) and what could have been. Being a constant topic of gossip for people thinking he gets pussy, but in reality the only thing wet is his pillow from his tears.

" I can't fix my AC"

"Stop being a James"

" I can't find my airpods"
"You are such a James"

by jimmehjam December 2, 2023

James

Idk he seems nice ig, seems like a jackass too...kinda hard to read.

James.........I don't fucking know bro

by Nintenbro1 August 10, 2021

Aaron James

A man who sees life in a way that everyone cannot. He can make you feel every little feeling that one's heart can actually feel. He's a sunshine- shining with a wide bright smile, always ready to cheer everyone else's cloudy day. He's a gift everyone would wish to have.

"He is Aaron James, the man I love the most."

by yours, always. January 20, 2022

James Brown

The godfather of soul and the sexiest man alive.

Man I saw James Brown performing and I had to put my dick in my wasitband because he was so good looking!

by Jack_Is_Black May 6, 2024