god

the best person in the world

jake; god made us and he the goat

by ermmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm June 10, 2024

god damn wrong

God damn wrong are the practices ideas rhymes and people who are wrong according to the church of god damn right

That shits god damn wrong according to the church of god damn right

by founder.cult.status March 21, 2024

Good Morning and God Bless

In reference to an H3H3 video, a Good Morning and God Bless is the act of consuming your breakfast and morning coffee while relieving your bowels.

“Ethan, what’s taking so long in the bathroom?” “Good Morning and God Bless, Hila!”

by AlwaysRepYourNaysh May 23, 2018

elio the god

HOT AS GUCK MAN LIKE DUDE PLEASE MARRY ME ON THE FUCKING SPOT

(also please kiss me <3)

idk elio the god is hot af

by pebbls November 21, 2021

the flashlight of god

Many unique individuals inspired by the words of Jesus use this divine tool, crafted by Maglite, to shine the light of god onto the sinful fornicators during the "marital act".

Jenny and bill were having sex on the stool when all of a sudden, some crazy fundagelicals burst in on them and shone the flashlight of god on them, to shame them of their sinful act, but it didn't work; they continued to fornicate, even in the presence of their fanatic neighbors.

by flashlight victim 7815 June 3, 2009

Sexy Man God

A term used by Dick Bent to describe Sir Christopher Lee

"Repeat after me; You're a sexy man god"

"I'm a sexy man god"

"You're a sexy fucking man god!"

"I am a sexy.. man god"

by Michael's abortion July 3, 2025

God of War

A kick ass game released in 2018. That badass motherfucker kratos is in Norse and fucks up more god's with his son, boy.

"yo bro you heard of God of War"
"Yeah bro kratos is so badass"
"Goddamn right"

by b!nx November 10, 2022