Brett Yang

-Loves bubble tea and practicing the violin
-Mostly has a dead pan face
-Is weirdly the more extroverted of the two
-aka perfect pizz boy
-aka Shostakovich's reincarnation

A: Hey have you heard of Brett Yang's lofi?
B: Yeah man, that gives you nightmares....also you shoud PRACTICE

by Maccalenna December 30, 2023

Brett Schartner

A little bitch who usually refers to Tom Brady as the goat. He walks down the hallways of his school with a mega rager. If there was a word to describe him, it would be cunt since he always acts high and mighty but is really just a little bitch.

Fuck Brett Schartner what a cunt

by Gaynig December 25, 2021

Brett Scharff

A unique beast that usually wears moccasins and sweatpants on a daily basis. Usually located near a large abyss. His favorite food is sushi dick. He enjoys moling around in large mouth vaginas. He's a large fuckbag.

Hey did you see Brett Scharff recently? Nah man, hes a douche

by Brett Scharff October 13, 2011

Brett

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Brett.

by uhhhmmmbiitch May 5, 2021

Brett-Harted

Someone who people are constantly being screwed with. Originates from Bret Hart who was screwed over in the Montreal srewjob.

James is always Brett-Harted. He needs therapy but the therapist lives in Montreal and is known for screwing with people. Will he ever be Un-Brett-Harted

by INeedTherapyPleaseHelp June 25, 2023

Brett Mellul

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Brett Mellul

by yamsforali April 6, 2021

Brett Flietner

Goofy Goober. Usually in a classroom or in an Olive Garden.

The guy was acting like a Brett Flietner because he was in a joking mood.

by Flibbertigibbets January 23, 2024