Stripper Twenty

A two dollar bill. So called, because strippers can’t count.

John: “Yo, you just pay that stripper a deuce for that lap dance?”
Jimmy: “Yeah dawg, I hit her with the Stripper Twenty, she saw a 2 and thought it was a 20 since strippers can’t count.”

by RebeloKORRO September 19, 2025

Stripper

A good job. We both know you gonna quit school and becoming a stripper in a big town. Stop lying to yourself baby. Do it!

If I got a 40% on this test, I quit school for being a stripper!

by Your favorite bitch <3 December 23, 2020