have you ever be bored so you started typing a sentence only to find this and be impressed you found this in urban dictionary today?
have you ever be bored so you started typing a sentence only to find this and be impressed you found this in urban dictionary today?
well im really impressed
heres a present: .-- . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .
well im really impressed
heres a present: .-- . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .
by DarkStorm4600 August 22, 2023

To do horrible and I am absolutely horrible in a Super Smash Bros but the opponent on discord throws out an insult about your mother. Thus leading to you gaining plot armor and hitting the wildest combo finishing with a spike directly to the opponents face causing them to get sent into a spiral of losing by sheer intimidation alone. However, to do an "Im 'Bout to get Started" correctly one must say "Im 'Bout to get Started" out loud for God to hear and thus bless you with plot armor. For Newton's third law states that for every action there is an equal and opposite reaction. So one must have their mother insulted for the "Im 'Bout to get Started" clause to kick in. It is like a complex math equation. Im 'Bout to get Started can also work in person in certain circumstances however the previous criteria of a mother insult plus saying out loud "Im 'Bout to get Started" must be met.
by golly_gee_awman_shucks_darn October 5, 2023

A cool ass nigga that has fans
Guy 1: "Hey... You know Jaiden but with a last name starting with M?"
Guy 2: "Yeah He's a cool ass nigga that has fans"
Guy 2: "Yeah He's a cool ass nigga that has fans"
by iiuphill March 31, 2020

“Yo it’s September 17th, National Kiss a boy who’s name starts with R bro, time to kiss you”
“Bro I’m not gay”
“Doesn’t matter”
“Bro I’m not gay”
“Doesn’t matter”
by Rohanus September 17, 2022

If a sexual partner has nipple piercings you connect jumper cables them and proceed to fuck them from behind whilst making engine noises as if you just jump started ur car on cold day
by Corey treverson June 29, 2019

by Adujasty343 June 5, 2025
