National Date your crush day

Hey go get a bf or gf just do it today because it’s national ASK OUT CRUSH DAYYY

Boy:I love you

Girl:um okay cool
Boy:ahaha wanna date
Girl: yeah no thanks

Boy:but it’s national date your crush day
Girl:yeah aight

by Joe mama 776 October 15, 2019

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national kick an ugly person day

on November 13, whenever you see someone so ugly that you have to advert your eyes, just kick them! it’s fun for everyone (unless you’re ugly).

i’m so glad that it’s national kick an ugly person day today because i can’t stand to look at him any longer.

by smexydevan1234567891011 October 20, 2019

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National Dropkick A Short Person Day

The day all short people gets dropped kick. The person must be 5’5 to drop kick the shorty.

Me: Hey you know what today is?

Under 5’5 person: huh?

Me: It’s National Dropkick A Short Person Day
Under 5’5 person: Wha
Me: *Dropkicks*
Under 5’5 person:

by Bonism December 12, 2020

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National Bully Short People day

Usually celebrated on either May 19th or November 3rd. Tall people can bully anybody that is shorter than them, with no repercussions.

Tomorrow is National Bully Short People day! I can't wait to get back at Ethan!

by blueberryacres May 18, 2022

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National Ask Boys Out Day

On November 13th it’s national ask boys out day!

girls don’t be pussies on national ask boys out day

by urmomhomosezx November 2, 2020

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National kick a VSCO girl day

October 29th is National kick a VSCO girl day!! Every time you see a VSCO girl you get a kick them, And you can even hit them with a Hydro flask!!!

It’s National Kick a VSCO Girl day?HOORAY!! better get my foot ready!

by Sammy_oof October 28, 2019

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A day where girls flash their boobs at guys, on the male’s request the female of 15 and up, must flash the guy. The female’s breasts are completely nude when flashing in done. By law this is a thing females of ages of 15 up must do or they go to jail!

Hey, it’s national girl flashes guy day! Soooo, flash your boobs at me!

by Boobs, national day, and 15up April 11, 2019

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