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A 20 year old virgin by the name of banner James jacobs.
Banner James jacobs has never been laid
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James

An undercover cop, a rat.
Asks too many questions that shouldn't be asked.

Tries to involved in everyone's persol business.
Is secretive and sneaky.

Someone who creates drama and lives in "never, never happened land"
The type of person who you never want around.
Sally; "Hey Molly, James was telling me that you want to date him, and sent him nude pics"
Molly; : "Who is James?"
by SharaSea June 24, 2023
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James Kelly

Tru Blu bloke loves having a whack at the minor, not on the pokies just unsuspecting teens that attend Ingleburn high school
She's a bit young, that's alright I'm James Kelly.
by Rkellie June 26, 2023
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James

James is a fucking commie
by The _RatClown June 27, 2023
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Peter James “Trace” Chovanec The 3rd

A name given to a person acting goofy at a certain school created by a student and used by several teachers.
Trace is a very goofy person. He is a Peter James “Trace” Chovanec The 3rd.
by Milkman318361 June 2, 2024
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LeBron James

Boy oh boy where do I even begin Lebron honey my pookie bear I have loved you ever since I first laid eyes on you The way you drive into the paint and strike fear into your enemies eyes Your silky smooth touch around the rim and that gorgeous jumpshot I would do anything for you I wish it were possible to freeze time so I would never have to watch you retire You had a rough childhood but you never gave up hope You are even amazing off the court, youre a great husband and father sometimes I even call you dad I forvever dread and weep, thinking of the day you will one day retire I would sacrifice my own life it were the only thing that could put a smile on your beautiful face You have given me so much joy and heartbreak over the years I remember when you first left Cleveland and its like my heart got broken into a million pieces But a tear still fell from my right eye when I watched you win your first ring in miami, because deep down my glorious king deserved it I just wanted you to return home Then alas you did my sweet baby boy came home and I rejoiced 2015 was a hard year for us baby but in 2016 you made history happen You came back from 3-1 and I couldn't believe it I was crying bawling even, and I heard my glorious king exclaim these words
"CLEVELAND, THIS IS FOR YOU!" Not only have you changed the game of basketball and the world forever but youve eternally changed my world And now you're getting older, but still the goat, my goat I love you pookie bear, my glorious king
LeBron James is my king and often edge furiously to him
by LebronGlazer2903 June 2, 2024
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Sigma James Golding

Dan Freakwood's self proclaimed fuck toy who he uses to carry out his voyeurist fantasies whilst he sits in the corner of the room stroking his shit. Typically found bare blazing it and jerking it on NYE.
Wow have you seen that sigma James Golding? He's being bumfiddles by that Dan Freakwood again
by No1FreakwoodHater June 4, 2024
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