bros before hoes

^ what to say when your broski refuses to go shopping after school with you and instead goes to get her ass pounded by her bowl cut boyfriend.
it is apparent that ka ching fu does not understand this term
"bros before hoes" i uttered quietly as she was begrudgingly pulled out of the train.
she mumbled a pathetic "sorry..." before proceeding to receive a multitude of forehead hickies
by sussybaka6969420 October 31, 2022
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Bros before hoes

This is when a guy decides to hang out with his friends rather than a girl. It's not personal it's just a choice.
Charle: hey Mike, do u wanna hang out later?
Mary: Wanna come over later Mike?
Mike: Sorry Mary, Bros before hoes.
by idk_go away June 22, 2020
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Broing on

colloquial term for "going on" among bros

may further be abbreviated to broin on.
Josh: Hey, what's broing on?

George: nm, brah.
by gotfan November 14, 2011
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favorite bro

hey dude.
sup.
i think ur gonna be my favorite bro.
so are you bro
by saweebs March 13, 2011
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Ho bros

Girl can you believe how many women they have fucked? Doesn’t surprise me they are ho bros.
by ReesesAphridite April 06, 2022
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Mhux tad-dahk BRO

when someone says a joke and it is funny and the other person says "mhux tad-dahk BRO" claiming its funny without showing any glimpse of laughter although its a good joke.
Guy 1: Says joke while everybody laughs
Guy 2: (Doesnt laugh) Says"Mhux tad-dahk bro"
Akward Pause + 100 million aura
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on the bros

All jokes aside, on the bros defines if you are being for real or not.
Jimmi- I just won 1k

George- “on the bros?”
by CiggyButtBrainNZ May 03, 2020
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