After slam-dunking a fucking hair tie like Kobe Bryant in a hot bitchez tittie Cleavage... Your cock can't stop won't stop twitching like a pos Chihuahua from Guatemala's most dangerous neighborhood.
by RockAndCock Rock 1st! December 11, 2019
Get the Twitchy Pecker Fuckmug. by Bingslongg January 24, 2020
Get the triple decker peckermug. When the little general continually rises to attention and directs you to only the worst women (or men if you're gay) on the planet, while ignoring the ones who would make good life partners.
Check out that psycho bunny he's got this time, he needs to stop taking direction from a broken pecker.
by izzafartsmeller August 17, 2011
Get the broken peckermug. 
an over confidant individual
by nujon October 27, 2022
Get the Peckermug. Auto Smell Pecker is another name for the Auto Spell Checker function when it changes your typing or speech-to-text into hilarious unintended sexual references.
Mom's text asking if I wanted chicken fajitas for dinner. The damn Auto Smell Pecker asked if I wanted chicken vaginas.
Great news, Grandma is homosexual!!
Ohhhkay?
Homo Hot Lips
Hot Tulips
I'm getting fisted now
Frustrated now!! 😡
Grandma is H O M E
from H O S P I T A L
Great news, Grandma is homosexual!!
Ohhhkay?
Homo Hot Lips
Hot Tulips
I'm getting fisted now
Frustrated now!! 😡
Grandma is H O M E
from H O S P I T A L
by CrotchGourmet May 28, 2022
Get the Auto Smell Peckermug. As I walked through the forest I couldn't help but notice all of the pecker holes left in the trees.
by Zombiej June 24, 2022
Get the Pecker holesmug.