God Promise

Words used alongside a promise to do something - breaking such a promise would draw the wrath of the whole pantheon of 2000 gods from all religions down on you.

Hey mate, can you take out the garbage on your way out?

I'm very sorry mate, I need to get to the Doctor in 10 minutes, but I'll definitely take it out the next 3 times, God Promise.

by Atooooool June 1, 2023

promise

fat bitch that eats too much

hey, have you seen Promise,

no shes probably eating her 10th dinner

by daylin Brunson June 14, 2023

promise

promise is the type of girl to fall in love with you at the first site, promise will never let you down she will always be by your side, she is defiantly a ride or die. promise will always make you happy even when you are mad at her. I hope that you guys can have a promise.

promise ( cute personality )

by yourmomismygrandma September 22, 2022

Pinky Promise

A guaranteed pinky up your asshole later on.

This is why pinky promises should never be dished out so readily. People out there need to be careful.

I Pinky Promise you... (phnar phnar, snigger snigger)

by Humpabalooshka October 27, 2022

Peachy promise

When a girl waves her bum in your face and you're guaranteed anal

She's throwing a peachy promise there lad

by Mogbacon April 8, 2016

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<.7.9.7.6.>I, Salma Hayek, Promise To Get It Right<.7.9.7.6.>

by Adujasty343 June 10, 2025

Scottish promise

An ancient custom of serving guests an offering of food with a portion removed.

The custom served dual purposes. Symbolically, it was meant to indicate that nothing would be offered which was not equal to the servers own.
Practically, it allowed for a taste test to gauge the quality of the ingredients and preparation.

Our host explained that the pie was missing a piece to show that the house tested the pie to confirm it was good enough for you, which is the Scottish promise.

by Juan Moore Beer July 16, 2024