derp dick

A confused erection for odd reasons.

I was sitting on the couch and a friskies commercial came on and I got derp dick.

by AndySeentDat October 14, 2016

Derp Drop

When you take a shit and the outcome looks like Eli Manning.

Dan ate a bunch of Indian food and had a record setting Derp Drop. It was a spitting image of Eli Manning.

by BreakBeatDrums February 18, 2021

derp

to be forgetful, while only reffering to self.

i left my keys in the car. well derp.

by AgentDerp September 7, 2016

herp a derp

idk

my brother: herp a derp
me:wtf

by Xx_dorkmaster999_xX April 20, 2022

derp

thc wax dab

"I took a huge derp before work"

by stupidity101 February 28, 2021

Derping

Acting like a clown, friendly chirp. Someone who is being a weirdo and hates having a good time.

Jackson, quit derping around and have a good time

by Theone3k1k October 9, 2021

Derp

A person saying derp is completely random but as it means that the person is very weird to begin with.

Person1:Derp
Everyone else:shuffles away.

by TheKittyOfNight December 8, 2017