by B-khantel September 29, 2021

Abnormal curvature of the penis. Depending on the degree of curvature, penetration may be uncomfortable. Repositioning should facilitate insertion and possibly make intercourse more pleasurable.
Jane: "While on top, gettin' on his crooked pecker had me lookin' like an acrobat, but it sure hit the spot!"
by springbreakfluffer September 10, 2016

Someone who - typically teenage - is destructive to other people's property. It's slang for "asshole" in the old days, particularly in downeast Maine.
by Downeastah June 10, 2023

by Tmatt October 5, 2023

by Big Dick Chef April 13, 2021

by hirsakowski January 27, 2016

I was super sick so I decided to have rough oral sex with mike’s delicious pecker to get over the cold.
by Unknown wood pecker January 7, 2022
