Imagine if ninja had a low taper fade

Your still stuck in January 2024, your probably 5 yrs old and watch skibbity toilet on a daily basis.

Mike: What haircut should I get?
Samuel: Imagine if ninja had a low taper fade!!!
Mike: Kill your self

by FourBigLoadedDicksInMyMouth March 27, 2024

Japan had it right

About you not understanding the difference between reality and your arbitrary whim.

Hym "Japan had it right. It doesn't shut off until the creator/inventor is credited and paid. It isn't extortion for you to try to steal something and be unable to do that. I'm not manifesting it or just saying things I want to be true. When I say something is the case or that something true, I'm not just doing mental gymnastics to try and legal-loophole God."

by Hym Iam November 3, 2025

I wish I had a jacket

When it's below the comfortable temperature, around the temperature that, say, a medbay might be at... You might say it's kinda chilly. ... Man, so chilly.

Miki: Oh wow, it's pretty chilly in here.

Ken: Y-Yeah, no kidding.

Miki: I wish I had a jacket.

Miki: Man, so chilly.

Ken: O-Oh!

Ken: Oh-

Ken: Um-

Ken: Sorry, you wanted-

Ken: Right, right. Here.

Miki: Aw, you're so sweet Hasegawa!

by ISONOMIKI December 17, 2025