depressturbation 

The act of masturbating while sad or depressed, oftentimes using your own tears for lubrication.

I was all alone in my room, and crying, so I resorted to depressturbation and listening to Coldplay to take my pain away.

depressturbation by famousblinkadam May 26, 2011

Expresso Depresso

A phrase used to describe the feeling of depression that comes onto someone when they least expect it and is usually due to many unfortunate and/or negative things happening to the person who is feeling depressed. It usually does a lot of damage emotionally and can result in a massive mood swing for the depressee. The Espresso part is made up of the words express and espresso. It refers to the sudden draining feeling you get after drinking a highly caffeinated drink such as an Espresso (relatable to that of an Expresso Depresso type meltdown) and the fact that the depressed feeling comes really quickly (almost like express delivery!). The depresso part is the word depression, manipulated to sound better/rhyme with the word Expresso.

Jasmin: I'm feeling SO Expresso Depresso right now.
Hayley: Why what happened?
Jasmin: Well I was fine this morning until my boyfriend and I got into ANOTHER fight, I failed my math test, and there's a new rumour being spread about me.
Hayley: Gosh, that IS depressing... :(

Expresso Depresso by Jasmin S. December 9, 2008

depression 

anger without enthusiasm

being stuck in the middle of a huge room filled with well-lit doors, yet lacking the motivation to run and open one.

depression by beholdbojangles February 19, 2004

Depressed

The feeling that can totally change your life. consumption of depression can lead to things that are irrational, but at the time seem wonderful to do such as..... suicide and drug consumption. Love or not being loved can be a big factor in being depressed because the one feeling that is stronger than depression leads to it faster than anything else

I am feeling so depressed right now because I feel that no one loves me for who I am, nor will they ever see because no one looks beyond what they see with their own two eyes

Depressed by Slap Jackin October 29, 2004

crippling depression 

Crippling Depression takes the will of ice staking away from an organism.

This mental disease, may cause you to say things like, " I HAVE CRIPPLING DEPRESSION!" to your boyfriend/husband

Yuri had crippling depression before he met Viktor

crippling depression by YURI_ON_ICE_FAN_64 April 3, 2017

Great Depression 

A simile for getting hit with lightning while in last place in Mario Kart 64.

Getting hit with lightning in last place is like the Great Depression

Great Depression by Nadroj rennerb December 6, 2010

Facebook Depression 

That depressed feeling one gets when he sees how great other people's lives are on Facebook compared to his. FD is typically prevalent in teens and adults in mid-life crises.

Shakira McMagnificent's status: Best partyyyy everrrr! Hanging out with my bestiesss all night long then with the boyy tomorrow!!!

Jane Doe (victim of Facebook Depression: *sobs quietly* why isn't my life as exciting as Shakira's?!?! WAAAAH

Facebook Depression by BigCharles12 April 13, 2011