A SIMP is a boy or girl (normally a boy) who will go to insane lengths just for a girl’s attention maybe even just a hug.
by Jackson prock September 25, 2020
Get the SIMP mug.A term invented by incels (involuntarily celibate) to describe men who are successful in catering a girls attention via the method said person tried before becoming an incel. Simp is a derogatory term invented out of failed attempts & self projected Insecurities.
Check out that simp opening the door for his girlfriend. I wish I could have landed a girlfriend by being a simp. But I didn’t and now I’m an incel so I’ll make fun of those who are doing better than me.
by UrbanCreole May 22, 2020
Get the Simp mug.Bruno, a male who is beyond the normal comprehensible understanding of a beta male that he is now evolved into a Simp.
by Jathi February 12, 2020
Get the Simp mug.Some who is so simple they make up lies to try and cover up how bland and boring their life is, then believe the lies.
Also calling other people “simps” to try and cover up the fact they are king “simp”, but their lies just reinforces what they’re hiding.
Also calling other people “simps” to try and cover up the fact they are king “simp”, but their lies just reinforces what they’re hiding.
For example someone who lies about being at a party or work event when clearing they weren’t.
Or calling out someone for being a “simp” over a mistake commonly made, when in fact they themselves just played the who can stick their finger up their ass and smell it the longest.
Or calling out someone for being a “simp” over a mistake commonly made, when in fact they themselves just played the who can stick their finger up their ass and smell it the longest.
by DANIEL GIBBONS April 30, 2020
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Person 1: Ayo Nick, where is Josh
Nick: He is being a simp to this girl
Person 1: Aww hell no, not today he isn't
Person 1 and all of the boys: *spams his phone with invites and calls and messages*
All the boys: Lets gooo!!!!!!
Nick: He is being a simp to this girl
Person 1: Aww hell no, not today he isn't
Person 1 and all of the boys: *spams his phone with invites and calls and messages*
All the boys: Lets gooo!!!!!!
by AYFIDBUFUWGUFDU April 26, 2020
Get the Simp mug.Get the Simp mug.A spurious term manufactured by sociopaths to be tactically used for the purpose of devaluing and discrediting empathetic, compassionate, and/or devotional behavior, as well as to stave off any possible stirrings of conscience within their insect hearts and/or moral censure by others which an unbiased comparison to their own cold-blooded and self-serving behavior might cause.
Hideous Soul #1: "Bro... check out this dude going on and on about how much he cares about this bitch."
Hideous Soul #2: "Haha what a simp."
Hideous Soul #2: "Haha what a simp."
by m_ndthegap June 2, 2022
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