Simp

Squirrels in my pants.

Hey whats making you jump like that? SIMP SQUIRRELS IN MY PANTS!

by StudioDeurbel June 17, 2025

Simp

nothing special just me

'hey simp'

by usernamecoolkid July 3, 2025

crk simp

weirdos who want a cookie from a video game to screw them up

"yo bro mystic flour cookie is so hot I want her to-"
"she's a cookie grow up you crk simp"

by I<3sugar July 7, 2025

simp

sniper monkey

yes, I'm a simp

by AUTISMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM July 8, 2025

Simp

SUCKER INFATUATED with MEDIOCRE PUSSY

Bros always broke because he be simpin’ soon as his check hits.

by ScuffedKicks July 15, 2025

Simp Fatigue

A state of fatigue induced from an extended period of time observing simps incentivize overrated women en masse to produce thirst traps and develop an entitlement complex.

Symptoms of Simp Fatigue include, but are not limited to:

•Excessive irritability at the sight of 😍🤩🥵 emojis
•Compulsive disgust upon seeing a thirst trap
•Referring to any kind gesture to women as "simping"
•Binge-watching MGTOW and manosphere content

I have so much Simp Fatigue! Simps keep coming out of the woodworks to support Sydney Sweeney -who is mid- at the slightest hint of cleavage!

Don't these simps realize typing 🥵 on some e-thot's insta thirst traps isn't going to get them laid?

That simp hasn't even met her in person and bought her plane tickets to Fiji with another man! I can't stand simps!

by Vermillion-Rx July 25, 2025

Simp

A male/Female thats pussy/dick whipped and is just a corny sucker for their partner. To soft

Girl: I dont want to be with you anymore

Guy: Baby I love you please don't leave me I promise Ill change and be the person you want me to be

"MAN QUIT BEING A SIMP ASS MF"

by CafeO$o206 August 9, 2025