Poop

What is poop, you may ask?

Poop is your feces. What is feces? Feces is what comes out of your ass when you shit. It's brown and smells nasty.
(To some people it smells good, lol.)

Examples: The dog pooped in the grass. Sally was pooping a lot earlier. Mr. Lemon's puppy 's poop smelt bad.

by the_smartgirl1 March 10, 2022

Poop trauma

The feeling that comes after you've eaten a large meal but shit so little, leaving you to wonder if some of the food couldn't find its way out of the trench.

"Dude, help. It's poop trauma again."

by The Tangible Laugh June 30, 2016

The Baby Poops

When you just don’t know what the fuck going on and you doing random shit. You can’t function properly because you’re all kinds of fucked up.

Carl: Aye you did you see bob last night, he was totally lost.

Steve: Yea, he had the baby poops not gonna lie.

by MurdaBoy March 11, 2019

Poop Pen

Its a synonym for a vape pen

yoo you got a poop pen?

by Fruity_toddler January 13, 2023

Poop Groomer

One who applies aesthetic enhancement to excreted material.

Does your Poop Groomer polish turds?

by ss_e_hh June 14, 2022

poop-nado

An exceedingly uncomfortable and inconsistent bowel movement following a night of binge eating. It's often felt well before reaching the restroom, as the unplanned load had a combination of foods that ruined your guts.

Oh damn... I ate way to much grease last night on my binge. This morning I had a poop-nado ready to greet me.

by Raz0rRaid0r January 26, 2023

poop

the big pile of poopie that comes out of your butt

"ew sam just took a fat poopie! i hope he dies"

by jhvh hj March 15, 2022