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Firestone C Floor Mardi Gras Parade

A sex move. To perform it, gather some of your closest friends and lovers, and make your way down to the C floor of Firestone Library. Stand in a line, ass-to-crotch, and close the stacks until the whole gang is wedged firmly in between, akin to human centipede. Begin coitus.

Serves 8-18.
Oh man, I love doing the Firestone C Floor Mardi Gras Parade! I went with Charlie, Summer, Burt, Sammy, Violet, Noah, and Chester last night, and we had a great time.
by the_rattler September 30, 2022
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Mr. Marden

some random black dude that speaks english with a very strong french accent, and appears out of nowhere when you break a rule. If you break a rule in front of him he drags you to the shadow realm.
"Dude this is so shit"
Mr. Marden: "What did you just say? I'm banishing you to the shadow realm."
"NOOOOOOOOOO"
by bmards May 7, 2024
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