Ultimate Derp

A sexy man, the only one of his kind. He has a derpy face, but he's really cute. You won't go wrong if you choose to love this sexy man. He spends his days jerking off to porn and talking to his friends.

Watch out! Ultimate Derp is jerking off again! BOOM!

by TheOnlyWasp April 17, 2018

Derping

A term used for someone who is scared and coughing

“This Halloween a trick or treater scared me and I couldn’t stop derping”

by IamASadWeirdMan December 3, 2020

Derp

To be cringe, ugly, stupid, ignorant, dumb, stupid again, or a nasty slut

That bitch is derp

by DerpAssMf January 12, 2022

Derp

Da best person thing in the whole wide world.

I’m a derp because ur stupid and I’m better than u

by POTATO_DERP June 5, 2021

Derping

Coughing and scared at the same time.

Why is no one else derping, I can't relate to anyone sometimes.

by OGchilli December 3, 2020

Derp

when something retarded but you can’t say that anymore so it’s derpy

“That’s derpy”
“your a derp”

by imaderp456 June 25, 2022

Derp

1)Some one who is a either a retard or stupid looking

2) Something random to say in a awkward situation

Look at that guy being a derp.

That derp is giving me eye cancer from looking at him.

Person: I'm Bi

Person 2: DERP

by Moosic June 10, 2016