David

A man who enjoys downvoting others who post hilarious amazing things in group message conversations.

D - downvotes
A - all
V - very
I - interesting
D - discourse

Person 1 - Oh no! David downvoted me again.
Person 2 - He can't help the way he is. He is a David.

by 69WiseGuy69 August 12, 2019

David

The walking definition of inner rage and uncalled for tantrum explosions at any given moment

HahahHha must be having a f8t of David

by canadaskunky February 18, 2018

David

An autistic 13 year old who plays with toy cars.

Yo david watch out, It’s almost bed time!

by I didn’t ask nig July 17, 2020

david

A david is a person who is incapable of getting a girlfriend. They are always rejected no matter what.

"Oh my goodness, he needs to stop embarrassing himself. He's such a david!"

by MajorClapped December 8, 2018

David

He is a nice lovable person, but can also be a little mean but still nice.

Hey David how are you.

by Maya Amaral January 11, 2018

David

when you lock yourself in the bathroom during school

did you hear about hank, he pulled of a david.

by pantsu addict May 20, 2016

david

A guy who thinks he is a real player but when it comes down to it hes just a grimmy ass boy who tries to fuck anything that breaths

David: hey you got a nice ass.!
Girl: uhmm i have a bf??
David: and that matters why???

by gjfhlasdg May 14, 2010