Howl Pendragon

Hello, and welcome to today's segment of, Animated Men I would sell my body to at a discount price. The discount being free because I would never make these fine gentleman pay for a whore like me. Today's gentleman is Howl Pendragon. Step on my dumb little neck with your expensive boots you filthy witch. I don't care if there's not a fruitful thought behind those eyes cuz just look at him in these pants. If ever I saw the Renaissance twinky in public we're smashing parts on sight. I'd love nothing more than going on a whirlwind adventure with this garden himbo 3000. Let's discover new things together. Is there a 4th hole? Can we make a new one? The possibilities are endless. This is the kind of man that will destroy your body but wear a face mask with you after. I'm forfeiting my dignity I am this man's trash can. That's all for today folks join me next time to see which animated gentleman I'm throwing this slab of meat at.

"I don't see the point in living if I can't be beautiful" - Emo Howl Pendragon

by Antarcticite December 5, 2021

sexy pendrive

a very sexually arrousing pendrive

i really like this sexy pendrive to be put in your ass

by nigga man 2000 July 5, 2023

zak pender

a gay little nigga who need to jump off golden gate

stop being a zak pender

by dirty stinking little nigga December 24, 2023

the pendelum

when a man stretches his ballsack towards his asshole and lets go so his balls swing

"i was up all night doing the pendelum until 2 in the morning"

by GrimyBoogerTip123 November 14, 2023

ken penders

a really weird guy who took control of the sonic comic and kept adding echidna OCs to it before they were all killed off when he got booted off

guy 1: "did you hear about ken penders?"
guy 2: "yeah, i did. he made truly the worst era of the sonic comic."

by Wrennethy March 19, 2024

Pinche pendejo

"Fucking Asshole" 🥰

"How do you say railway in spanish??"
"Ferrocarril"
"huh"

"pinche pendejo."

by ERM... ACTUALLY! April 27, 2024

Roman pendilino

A male who enjoys butt sex. You can find him at the worst possible frat at Washington State University. He can only pull overweight woman who are lesbian but won’t admit it. He looks like a female who was a burn victim but got facial reconstruction surgery so he looks a bit like a human, but not entirely. Don’t ever have sexual intercourse with this breed for he will give you a lifetime of pain, regret, and a bleeding asshole

Have you seen a Roman pendilino recently? I did and I almost got chlamydia purely from being 6 feet away from him. WARNING DANGER

by Fartssssssssssandweirdmen December 26, 2024