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Metro-Coyote

Nomadic beast known to inhabit 5 star hotels in major cities . Formerly thought to have been nocturnal , latest studies have found this beast functions without sleep . Diet consists mainly of alcohol and caffeine . Has been known to prey on the female of the species under special circumstances . Individuals in the current study are said to closely resemble MB however their howling does not resemble his crooning . Ongoing research is required .
Sightings of Metro-Coyote in the morning is rare.
by Chairman’s FW 🥕🦊 June 1, 2019
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Metro town Hypebeast

Someone who wears distressed skinny jeans with yeezys topped with hype brands like supreme, offwhite, bape, etc.

A person who likes to stunt his hyped/expensive outfit at metrotown mall (burnaby).
Bro look at that metro town hypebeast, trying to grab attention.
by DRKSHDW November 18, 2018
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