Cottage

C) Whitty-Son
D) burnham

by Dick Handler February 23, 2003

cattail

When you laugh so hard that you can not control your self, and you roll around on the ground in pain but you can't stop laughing no mattrer how hard you try.

Man I went cattail the other day.When Bob got sacked and fell off the deck!

by jonny slim July 5, 2005

cattackled

the act of being tackled and attacked by cats. or large amounts of kittens

Gina just got cattackled by 12 kittens. she's buried in them now!

by catasstrophy March 7, 2009

cottage jumping

where you go to the beach, wheel a bunch of girls..
take them back to your cottage.

and do.. yeah.

and then do the same thing the next day.

yeah, we went cottage jumping this summer.

by whootwhoot123 December 4, 2010

cottage cheese slingshot

Usually found on a disreputable lady OR gentlemen's floor the following morning, a congealed sample from the hairy dairy, loving raked up the insides of a discarded pair of women's underwear.

"So how was your date, Pope John Paul II?"
"Well, I got me benefits through so we had bumper bucket from Chick Chicken and 18 litres of White Lightning behind the Ladbrookes. Went back to my place. Fucking murder getting her to leave in the morning. Had to use a riot shield in the end. And to make matters worse, when I went back upstairs to throw up in me bed, I got me fuckin foot caught in a cottage cheese slingshot..."
"Between the toes?"
"Yep - under the fuckin nail..."

by nevereveragain August 31, 2013

cottage bottom

When a girls buttocks is very fat and saggy that it looks and smells like cottage cheese. Typically found on obese females or old ladies.

Did you see that cottage bottom it looks good ol granny cheese.

by Bunghole MASTA April 25, 2014

Cottage

Where David goes and fucks his sister

Dave is asked to go fishing but he can't cause he is going to the cottage

by Donk912 July 19, 2016