Dick wag

A person who's dick wags like a dog in bed and when they masturbate proving they are hype. *Btw this only happens with* long johns.

Ay Jimmy, I heard that Randy has a long john according to jazz.
Jimmy: yep and apparently he is a dick wag.

by Why u bullyin meh November 28, 2018

Sweating Dick

Sweating Dick means extremely hot

Damn it's 117°F degrees outside, I'm sweating Dick

by Hoodlum E August 6, 2023

Urban dick

The people that turn down your definition over and over again

Omg I keep getting urban dick

by cheese gen November 9, 2016

Dicking the Cheetah

Acting in an unproductive manner while in Africa. Similar to Dicking the Donkey or Dicking the Dog.

Hey Mufasa, stop dicking the cheetah and finish building the mud hut!

by panchocachondo April 17, 2012

Dick Wrink

A shortened version of the commonly used insult "penis wrinkle". For when there is not enough time to heavily insult more than one person.

Wade: Dude, you are a dick wrink. And you, are also a dick wrink. Actually, you're all dick wrinks.

by Wrinkless Penis May 21, 2011

dick laser

A term used to describe the mechanism of destruction of a particularly powerful penis.

George's dick laser annihilated Gertrude the Lesbian Hooker.

by DinoTron January 14, 2014

dick in the shade

To out-alpha someone. To do something that makes someone else's action (which was until then thought of as manly) look less impressive.

A: I've fixed the radio
B: I've built this plasma screen TV!
C to D : Well that put his dick in the shade.

by jonesc55 May 11, 2016