national kick a Luke spratt day

on May 12th, it is legal to assault any person named Luke Spratt especially if they are ginger. Because they are the scum of the earth. So kick them as hard as you want and Luke cannot say anything

"Oh bro, I can't wait. for national kick a Luke Spratt day"

by iamnotaginger February 25, 2020

National kissing and grab ass day

On July 12 it’s national kissing and grab ass day.

guy: wanna celebrate today’s national day? Just say yes or no
girl: yes

Or just go and kiss her, it’s national kissing and grab ass day :)

by bahahagaggaghahah July 11, 2020

National hug your friend day

On October 27 you have to hug your friend

can I have a hug
Why ?
Because it’s national hug your friend day

Heck yea

by October 27 October 24, 2019

National yeet hydro flask day

November 2nd is the day when you can yeet the hydro flasks

National yeet hydro flask day Yeet the hydroflasks

by No hydroflasks October 30, 2019

October 29 national tortilla day

National tortilla day! Bring a tortilla and throw it at people and friends!

Oh. It’s national tortilla day! I can throw tortillas at people time to yeet that bitch on someone’s face _kailey October 29 national tortilla day

by Kxileyalexis November 1, 2019

National Shut Up Heath Day

The day in which everyone called Heath loses the right to speak and everyone is permitted to tell them "Shut Up Heath" no matter the circumstance

"Guys please help me I'm bleeding internally"
"Shut Up Heath!!! It's National Shut Up Heath Day!!!"

by Borchag November 18, 2021

national kick a tall person day

october 14

oh it’s national kick a tall person day i’m gonna kick you now

by ekoz October 13, 2021