peanut butter

a brown, sticky substance that you use to smear all over your wife's bed to make her think you shit yourself

smeared peanut butter all over my wife's bed to make her think I shat myself.

by lol poggers man December 19, 2022

The Billy Butter

When the female suprisingly slides a stick of butter in the males ass.

last night this chick gave me The Billy Butter

by FAS69420 September 30, 2021

peanut butter brother's

Two gay men eating peanut butter out of each other's ass

Mike was eating peanut butter out of John's ass. Peanut butter brother's

by Slayer of life January 9, 2023

Up a cow's udder for a stick of butter

Used to describe someone who’s completely in a ridiculous or unlikely place, or busy doing something absurd. A bovine version of “up a hog’s ass for a ham sandwich".

"Hey, where's Bud?"

"Don't know, probably up a cow's udder for a stick of butter."

by LilJimmyB August 28, 2025

melt the butter

to melt the butter is when a big secret is out or when you like someone and they know

person 1: i like marie
person 2:omg did you just melt the butter
marie: he melted the butter!!!

by iheartgolsfish213 October 22, 2022

Butters

Connor Mattinson

Connor is well butters mate

by JSMITH99 June 17, 2021

butter nuts

what amounts when you leave cum on your nuts and you start sweating the next day.

"dude i swear Tom has butter nuts, i can smell that shit dude!

by SmaknDATass532 November 28, 2015