Boston Tea Party

Back around the time when John Adams was alive and lived in Boston, right before the Revolutionary War, where colonists in Boston got aggrivated with the new Tea Act passed by King George III stating that all imported tea will be taxed, and then creating a monopoly in tea, making sure that 99.9% of all of the tea that the colonists drank were imported, forcing them to all pay horrendous taxes on tea. This major outburst led to a revolt in which the colonists attacked ships importing East India Company Tea, and then they took all of the tea on the boats and dumped it all into the Atlantic. A major factor that caused the Revolutionary War and America's freedom.

History Teacher: Today will we be learning about the Boston Tea Party. I'm sure you'll enjoy the lesson.
Student: A tea party? How is this important to our everyday lives? And please explain how school could ever be enjoyable hahaha
*20 minutes later after the lesson is over*
Student: Yes, kick their asses colonists. Those stupid British deserve it.

History Teacher *smirking*: I knew you'd like it.

by the_true_name_definer ;) December 19, 2018

Accidental breakfast party

When your family all shows up at the same time to eat breakfast but somehow forgot to invite you, leaving you to feel hurt, confused and downright left out.

Grandma mentioned that she was making a breakfast casserole, however, I was unaware that everybody and their family would be attending the feast except for me. I guess they had an accidental breakfast party.

by ImTheBlondeOne December 25, 2018

3am party at Chappy's

A term for when your going to go hang out with good friends. Usually used for fun and lit hangs.

Guy1: hey so what you up tonight?
Guy2: oh yah know just 3am party at chappy's.
Guy1: oh nice who's place.

Guy2 oh Emily's house.

by KyreaniS December 31, 2018

One woman party

When you get to chill by yourself, whenever, whenever.

I had a one woman party yesterday at the roof: sunbathing behind a chimney so no one can see, reading a book and drinking white wine. Just chilling with myself.

by Pashitza June 12, 2018

African tea party

A group meeting where each person shits into a cup,then they all eat or drink each other’s shots till they are sick .

Me and my mates are going to an African tea party tonight .

by Lord cock big June 14, 2018

Meat Factory Party

Is a party mainly for people to get extremely drunk and have sex with multiple men. Usually random women show up and the party is often kept quiet from the public. Many people who are in relationships show up at meat factory parties to 'swing' or enjoy a different style of sex. Orgies and group sex with multiple men is the main reason the parties are held and the main reason people attend

Jennifer always wanted to get plowed by multiple men but was afraid of what her beta husband would think, so she went alone to a meat factory party, got black out drunk, and lived out her fantasy of being double penetrated by a couple of frat brothers.

by WalterDisney May 30, 2018

Dirty party popper

When you are sickly and gross, and you sneeze and simultaneously deficate explosively in a Jackson pollock ask way and redecorate an otherwise dull and boring wall in your abode

Excuse me I seem to have let off a dirty party popper. Enjoy the rest of the wedding , I must be off

by Pimp el cuppo June 2, 2018