The boobs are always bigger on the other guy's woman

A "farm-girl instead of farm-land" variation on da old "seemingly lusher turf on neighboring fields" saying.

While it may indeed often be true dat "The boobs are always bigger on the other guy's woman", dat does not necessarily have to be an unhappy situation for you, since in some cases you could just try secretly asking said chestier chick if you yourself could softly savor her more-ample chest-pillows with yer own paws. Just find out first if da gorgeous Miss Bosomy is still of child-bearing age, though, in which case you should always be sure to bring a few condoms wif you, in case things "progress further" than just misty-eyed chest-kneadings and other "hands and lips only" activities!

by QuacksO October 18, 2025

Guy

A man with a massive cock, sexy body and overall goodlooking.
Has the personality of a golden retriever and usually good with women.
Sometimes used as a way to describe a friend who is always there for you.

Holy shit who is that Guy
OMG he's so Guy

by Wabalanadubdub November 22, 2021

PH guy

Short term for Pornhub about a person who mostly watches Pornhub.

"So you're a Redtube kind of dude? "
"Nah, man, I'm a PH guy"

by Nelking February 13, 2018

Molly guy

a transgender ‘girl’ who likes to run laps round sawley nude

“HIDE YOU DADS MOLLY GUY IS OUT”

by Cookies and cream & more cream December 31, 2023

The Fart Guy

The Fart Guy is a guy I had seen on tik tok farting which was pretty funny.

Hey bro did you see the tik tok I sent you of The Fart Guy?

by OGRoyceUpdatesonX April 28, 2025

guy fever

A condition that causes a girl who has a crush on a guy to go to extreme measures to "own" him like a piece of land. Symptoms can be, irrational behaviour that can lead to friendship loss.

That girl is so deep into guy fever, she can't even see what she's doing.

by Br0kenAngel June 21, 2018

tough guy syndrome

Tough guy syndrome is when a guy who can do almost anything thinks he's infallible all the time and does stupid things thinking he won't get hurt or suffer the consequences. A guy who defines himself as 10 foot tall and bulletproof, man of steel. Cockiness. Its also the guy who is always working on something.

My man would not turn the breaker off when doing electrical work because it doesn't really hurt when you get shocked by 110. Tough guy syndrome is a real thing.

by sassysultrydiva July 11, 2023