by Tijger Tigran May 05, 2024
A dude
A male
A taller human with skinny hips, broader shoulders, deeper voice, no boobies, and a dong.
Basically, half the homo sapiens population.
They alright. They fucked up the world pretty bad, and I prefer the females, but they're pretty cool. They can be great bro-friends.
A male
A taller human with skinny hips, broader shoulders, deeper voice, no boobies, and a dong.
Basically, half the homo sapiens population.
They alright. They fucked up the world pretty bad, and I prefer the females, but they're pretty cool. They can be great bro-friends.
Girl 1: That guy is so cute
Girl 2: He's cute but still kinda meh
Girl 1: (To a group of girls) Hey guys!
Girl 4: Emma you know you're perpetuating the patriarchy by referring to a group of women as guys
Girl 1, 2, 3, and 5: Shuttup Mary
Girl 2: He's cute but still kinda meh
Girl 1: (To a group of girls) Hey guys!
Girl 4: Emma you know you're perpetuating the patriarchy by referring to a group of women as guys
Girl 1, 2, 3, and 5: Shuttup Mary
by LillyisFishy December 18, 2022
The most recent installment in Ryan George's "The first guy" series on YouTube. Go watch all of them. They're funny. He's a fantastic comedian. He does "pitch meetings" which used to be on Screen Rant. Has a bunch of other skits. It's good. Check it out.
Hym "Hey, the first guy to own a nightclub! Hilarious! It's Chris! Look, Chris! It's you! Kill yourself you piece of shit! I revolutionized A.I. and you interview sophists and charlatans! Who is it that actually sucks! I get credit for even half of the things I've done and I immediately make more money then you will ever have in you life and if I don't get credit I'll stab some kids! No amount of improvement accomplishes for you what I've accomplished. Do it today! Kill yourself today! You're literally expendable! Kill yourself Chris!"
by Hym Iam February 07, 2024
Guy with a rock in his foot that does karate and dislocates people's jaws with a single kick in the jugular or face
Unsespecting Feller: Did you see that guy with a rock in his foot?
Guy with a rock in his foot: *About to kick the Unsespecting Feller* Yes
Guy with a rock in his foot: *About to kick the Unsespecting Feller* Yes
by Guy with a rock in his foot December 21, 2019
Guy 1: so I decided to take a crap standing up today, but it didn't turn out well.
Guy 2 (facing away while pointing back at guy 1): This guy, am I right?
Guy 2 (facing away while pointing back at guy 1): This guy, am I right?
by MmnmmMm June 29, 2020