Cat like ninja reflexes

The agility to handle any insect, person, animal, or object, in a way that protects the ninja, and or their friends and family.

Dave: *kills bug between fingers*
Greg: dang Dave, you've got some serious cat like ninja reflexes.

Dave: I'm kind of a big deal

by tttoriii June 4, 2016

alley cat gang bang

A gang bang where the receiving recipient wails loudly, similar to a stray alley cat.

"I was surprised how loud Matt wailed while we all were doing him at J's place last night. For someone who had asked for it and thanked us afterward, it almost sounded like he was hating it. The neighbors couldn't have not heard, it was like a damn alley cat gang bang."

by BasicBitch6969 May 20, 2014

Manas de cat in a tree

An idiot who would sell his ps3 for an xbox and who drives around in a nissan micra because its cheaper.

He sold his ps3 For an Xbox (what a manas de cat in a tree)

by Staninja10 November 22, 2011

Upside down cat cake

A delicious desert one often eats after a good night at the casino

After a good night at the casino Sam came home and enjoyed a celebratory upside down cat cake

by the real king May 21, 2015

I am a cat owner

if someone ask u if u own cat, say these words

u own cat?
yes , I am a cat owner

by see thru April 23, 2022

Little cat constant anxiety

Someone who's big dog chilling, but not really that big, also kinda anxious, oh yeah also they're not that much of a dog person

Matteo's really been little cat constant anxiety lately

by Mattetull March 30, 2022

two cats one bowl

Like two girls one cup but whith catz

My friend said lets make a cat version of two girls one cup called two cats one bowl

by Meeeeemeeeeeez March 25, 2017