National fuck your friend day

The day that you have the right to fuck or be fucked by any friend, this day is April 23

Disclaimer: chances are high that it happens, 99.999% says "yes"

"Hey it's national fuck your friend day"
friend: let's go!!

by raspberry Beret April 21, 2021

National hit best friend day

Hit your best friend

Boy : you know what day it is

Girl : shoot, national hit best friend day

by Carly 146 November 18, 2020

National Alex has a face day

Dec 23

Time to recognise the fact that Alex has a (face)

Alex: hi
You: did you know it's national Alex has a face day
Alex: no
You: you have a face

by Kayleihaha December 22, 2019

National Smack a Short Bitch Day

On October 9th, you can legally slap the shit out of anyone 5’8” or under. One smack per person and they cannot retaliate.

A celebration of slapping short people is on National Smack a Short Bitch Day (10/9)

by Fratto_Inc October 7, 2021

National Shut Up Bryce Day

Everyday people can tell Bryce to shut up once.

Bryce: Hi
You: Shut Up Bryce
Bryce WTF MAN!?
You: It’s National Shut Up Bryce Day!
Bryce: Understandable, have a nice day

by ButtcheesePoopy September 21, 2020

National Show your dick day

All boys must show there dick on the 14th July

On the 14th of July it’s national show your dick day

by Calebsexual July 13, 2021

National shut the fuck up day

every day is national shut the fuck up day, stop posting stupid fucking urban dictionary national days on your snapchat story

tina: its national show me your cock day!
bobby: its national shut the fuck up day tina if you really want to see some cock just ask you stupid pitaful excuse for a slut

by Mememaser April 18, 2020