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Promised Consort Radahn

The final boss of the Elden Ring Shadow of the Erd Tree DLC. The boss was as hard as Radahn’s balls upon release until they (fortunately) nerfed him significantly. Unfortunately this affected the few who did best him pre patch through development of a superiority complex.
Promised Consort Radahn is easy I just beat him 31st try”
by DrYamKnight October 12, 2025
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Russian Promise

A guarantee, treaty, or solemn oath made with the absolute intention of breaking it the moment it becomes strategically convenient. It is a specific type of gaslighting where the aggressor loudly proclaims a desire for peace or cooperation solely to buy time, distract their victim, or maneuver their forces for a surprise attack.
"I really thought my ex was going to change after he swore he deleted the dating apps, but it was just a Russian Promise. He was actually just stalling to line up a new girlfriend before dumping me."
by carroarmato0 December 12, 2025
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To promise something really good, and then show something much worse than expected.
"Why would they promise the moon and deliver a pebble?"
by Shoe Bench December 20, 2025
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I Promise I

by Angel234IsTheDarkSeraphim April 14, 2025
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I Want Nothing TO DO With ANd YOu I Promise You Are Going To Notice Something Out Here For Bothering Me
I Want Nothing TO DO With ANd YOu I Promise You Are Going To Notice Something Out Here For Bothering Me
by Angel234IsTheDarkSeraphim April 15, 2025
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