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b bumps

also known by the proper medical term cutis beyoncia, caused involuntarily by Beyonce's sexy bod, voice and presence. Erection of papillae muscles in the skin cause "b-bumps" to raise on a person's skin at the base of the hair folicles. note that B-bumps are only temporary, if erection of B-bumps last more than 4 hours consult a physician.
Listening to Beyonce's song Poison gave me b bumps
by mimalicous June 18, 2010
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Bumped the kerb

When you are doing the business with the mrs and your purple headed battering ram exits the pink and enters the stink at speed!
Bloody hell Ben! I was nailing the mrs last night and bumped the kerb She went apeshit! Thought I'd broke my knob in half!
by Butler069 September 23, 2016
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Hump Bumps

Genital sores or bodily bruising caused by vigorous or rough sex.
My dicks got the hump bumps today. She fucked me raw.

What happened to you? Your next and arms are all bruised. Oh no worry. Just hump bumps. Got my brains fucked out last night.
by Eaton Holgoode June 9, 2018
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Forrest Bump

A humorous play on words derived from the fictional individual "Forrest Gump", for a little / "bump" of cocaine.
1: This party sucks, maybe a little Forrest Bump will help? 2: Yep, meet you by the torrlet in 5.
by Mike Dibble April 27, 2020
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Brownie bump

Snorting cocaine off of a individuals anus
See also brown eye Betty and brown eye Benny
No better to start a night than a brownie bump
by Even more me than all of you February 3, 2013
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Slap Bump

by Jpizzthenizz June 16, 2018
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Bump Uglies

Bogan or redneck term for sex.

Bumping Uglies is the term for doing it right now.
Wanna go and Bump Uglies?

I can hear the neighbours Bumping Uglies.
by Chookie D Bomb July 4, 2021
mugGet the Bump Ugliesmug.

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