Seventh-cousin-six-times-removed (7C6R).
My seventh-cousin-6X-removed is a good person.
by N8953SW June 26, 2021
Get the seventh-cousin-6X-removedmug. A colloquial term for an arborist from upstate NY or other back woods place who employs felons, particularly, registered sex offenders.
He first verifies that they are indeed registered sex offenders - or at a minimum convicted felon - and then he gives them unsupervised access to chainsaws and wood chippers. Sometimes accidents happen and there end up fewer felons than they started with, so it's not all bad.
Other times - well, felons with chainsaw... The possibilities are endless, and some aren't so great.
He first verifies that they are indeed registered sex offenders - or at a minimum convicted felon - and then he gives them unsupervised access to chainsaws and wood chippers. Sometimes accidents happen and there end up fewer felons than they started with, so it's not all bad.
Other times - well, felons with chainsaw... The possibilities are endless, and some aren't so great.
Bro "Brah, where can I get a job? I just I'm on parole, so nobody's gonna hire me."
Brah "Bro, go work for Felon's Tree Removal. They'll hire ya. They literally only hire felons."
Bro "Nah, Bra, they won't let me do anything. I'm a felon."
Bra "The hell they won't! You'll get your own chainsaw, wood chipper, shit, you'll probably get your own shotgun to protect you from choopacobras and parole officers."
Brah "Bro, go work for Felon's Tree Removal. They'll hire ya. They literally only hire felons."
Bro "Nah, Bra, they won't let me do anything. I'm a felon."
Bra "The hell they won't! You'll get your own chainsaw, wood chipper, shit, you'll probably get your own shotgun to protect you from choopacobras and parole officers."
by Double take July 10, 2025
Get the Felon's Tree Removalmug. Person 1: the elderly are at a higher risk of dieing from Corona.
Person 2: Guess you could say it's the Boomer remover
Person 2: Guess you could say it's the Boomer remover
by Zero Fool March 14, 2020
Get the boomer removermug. Fifth-cousin-four-times-removed (5C4R).
My fifth-cousin-4X-removed is a good person.
by N8953SW June 26, 2021
Get the fifth-cousin-4X-removedmug. Eighth-cousin-once-removed (8C8R).
My eighth-cousin-8X-removed is a good person.
by N8953SW June 26, 2021
Get the eighth-cousin-8X-removedmug. Sixth-cousin-twice-removed (6C2R).
My sixth-cousin-2X-removed is a good person.
by N8953SW June 26, 2021
Get the sixth-cousin-2X-removedmug. It sucks it makes your mouth swell up and you have to rinse your mouth with saltwater three times each day for a week and then you go to the tongue specialist for urgent treatment cause it burns ur precious tongue. ._.
See disgusting
See disgusting
Person 1: Getting a tooth removed? enjoy the saltwater ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
Person 2: whut ._.
(a few hours layer)
Person 2: MY TONGUE OH IT BURNS
Person 2: whut ._.
(a few hours layer)
Person 2: MY TONGUE OH IT BURNS
by pureboredom August 13, 2020
Get the getting a tooth removedmug.