Promise Acedemy

School full of hoes , dicksuckers ,and pussy no good ass niggas/bitches.

The teachers and other staff force you to go to school while you peers don’t

Josh- we don’t got school, do you?
Jason-ofc I go to bumass promise acedemy

by Hola321 March 12, 2020

Promise ring

A ring that a boy typically gets a girl to prove his immortal love for her. A promise for the love he tends to hold onto and that he’ll forever stay by her until they’re vowels are spoken✨🤞🏻

He got a promise ring for his girlfriend to promise they’re marriage will soon to happen one day.

by PowerfulSpeakerr December 26, 2019

Promise

Something that is never broken
(but always is)

I promise to feed your dog

by Click here chicken January 20, 2019

red hot promise

A pending anal rape transaction that has yet to occur.

"Justin where are you going tonight?"
"..for a red hot promise"

by AspireGnome May 8, 2012

Massey Promise

In a moment of triumph the Massey promise was formed to oppose the infamous Mario Judah. This alliance of steel signified the bond between man and women and is the promise that a secret will never be shared. Even if the boy’s highest council demands it, the Massey Promise prevails victorious and no secret is shared.

Yo foo give me the scoop
Nah dawg I did the Massey Promise
You a simp for real

by Da_fool17 December 22, 2020

promise

a thing that people say they will keep but obivuosly dont soooooo if britney doesnt keep her stupid little promise niether do you have to.

britney:

i pomise ill be there.

me: and i promised i wouldn't make out with your boy friend but oh well.

britney: wh-

by notyourbitch991 September 6, 2021

Promise

Guarantee

I promised you that already

by Rico Martian January 16, 2022