Destructive Friendship

A friendship between two soccer teammates where an outside friend is jealous because one of the soccer friends was talking to her ex. Refer to the definition of "ex" in the urban dictionary.

Person 1: I can't believe she's friends with her after knowing what she's done. This is a destructive friendship.
Person 2: Wait, what did she do again?
Person 1: She was talking to my ex!!!
Person 2: He wasn't your boyfriend-

by Fawthie December 23, 2021

mewtual friendship

Where two people both love a four-footed purr-factory.

If one person savoringly cradles Mr. Fluffy and another person affectionately strokes him, dat sounds like an ideal mewtual friendship to me.

by QuacksO March 26, 2025

Sausage of friendship

Blokes starting a friendship with ladies as a route to eventual sex

I offered her the sausage of friendship and she took it all the way
Sausage of friendship only babe, you don’t have to eat it..

by nogbadthebad November 7, 2020

friendship hangout

when you’re going on a date that ‘isn’t’ a date.

1: Are you going on a date with ___ later?
2: It’s not a date… it’s a friendship hangout

by moregeniusthanyou September 24, 2025

Platonic Friendship

I met this girl a few years ago and we had tried to become something great in a relationship but it never worked out. Since then we’ve only been best friends and we’ve told each other everything, we’ve had people leave our lives but we’ve always made sure to stay there for each other. I used to not be someone she wanted to open up to so the friendship was always one-sided sometimes but after she realized people were leaving her but that I wasn’t she decided to open up to me and let me give her advice the way she seeked from others instead. We’ve been friends for almost 4 years now, and once last year I started feeling like maybe me and her are meant to be more in the future. I started thinking the same thing recently maybe me and her will become something more in the future when we hangout a lot or go to college together hopefully. It’s very confusing to me because I don’t know if she feels the same way or not or if she has thought the same things I have. It’s told that platonic friends don’t think about anything like sexual attraction or truly being with each other so I don’t know if this is just feelings that are growing really strong for her overtime and that I’m really just in love with her deep down but I’ve been hiding it.

Friend 1: “Your relationship could be Platonic or Romantic. Platonic Friendship is not having any sexual desire for each other and not being in love.”

Friend 2: “I don’t know if I want her that way or not”

by Paul walker 2013 April 21, 2024

The Friendship Circle

A cult that has 5 members. Lizards are often enjoyed. They employ hand signals to communicate.

"Is that The Friendship Circle?"
"No that's a school of fish."

by The Friendship Circle December 12, 2021

Friendship Bear

A Bear you buy with friends for no reason at Build a Bear and run it of money.

“Yo we just bought a friendship Bear for no reason but we love him!”

by TheHelpfulChild August 7, 2019