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Brett Hall

Dates every girl around here to get over the fact that he can’t get with the one he wants. Man whore. Doesn’t make the baseball team. Wears a letter jacket with nothing on it. Plays the sidelines in football. Gassed up Pontiac, kinda looks gay with his hair. Fake ear piercings. Actually a fuckboy, definition of fuck boy. Cologne smells like ass.
Girl 1 : He is an asshole
Girl 2 : you’re right, he was talking to both of us at the same time.

Girl 1: totally, such a brett hall move
by Smoky mountain hoes May 14, 2018
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Brett

Smells like liquid ass he is very lame and bad at wrestling. He likes eating the other definition of brett, the poop in between the balls and the arse hole. He likes farting and cupping it with his hand and smelling it and also his partially bald receding hair line is so bad
It appears you didn't wipe too well, you have a Brett going on man.
by J Topel November 22, 2021
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Brett

A Brett is a star trek loving boring af man from Nantucket. He thinks he is brilliant but he is a tool. He loves maple syrup and waitresses. He has children but can't stand children. Brett's usually live alone in tiny apartments with rent a center furniture having conversations with themselves in a mirror. Run if you see a Brett.
That guy watching Star Trek is a Brett. Run.
by TexasBornBabe April 22, 2022
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A brett favre

by Ramper2 October 27, 2019
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Brett Giaconia

i stand with brett giaconia on the sideline
by the right one for you March 27, 2025
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Brett

Damn, that boy acts like a Brett.
by We_Don’t_Care_Anymore June 12, 2019
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Brett's Disco Tile

I Brett's disco tiled them last night, john video taped it!
by Mtg8 August 27, 2016
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