"Last night when my girlfriend passed out I gave her a peanut butter necklace because I am breaking up with her "
by MadResults December 22, 2024
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Hot buttered whiskey: Whew honey D, I’ve just on my wwwwwhguitar - time for me to make a hot buttered hhwwwwhhhiskey.
by Hhhhhwhat December 31, 2024
Get the hot buttered whiskey mug.Some guy walked up to me yesterday asking me if I wanted any butter. Told him I'm lactose intolerant lol (True story)
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Get the butter chicken mug.A “peanut butter cock” refers to a penis that has been playfully dunked or slathered in peanut butter, often for the express purpose of being licked, savored, or worshipped like a decadent dessert. Best enjoyed in a consensual, adventurous setting with a love for snacks and smirks.
Stefano walked into the bedroom with nothing but a grin and a jar of Jif — it was clear someone was about to get a taste of his peanut butter cock.
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