Shuffling the deck

When you fart for 5 seconds, or longer
I’m surprised that after shuffling the deck, I don’t have shit in my pants
by DsDirtyDan August 13, 2019
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Shuffle the deck

Slang term meaning to masturbate, typically in reference to females only.

Originally from the UK TV series, Two Pints of Lager and a Packet of Crisps.
Gaz: You've gone to shuffle the deck haven't you....
by Leeeeeeeum September 10, 2008
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tranny shuffle

when a tranny shakes his fake boobs and dick at the same time to show off how disgusting and weird his body is

note: since trannies aren’t real women their boobs are usually fake and sometimes so badly done they don’t even move when he tries to shake them.
when a tranny does a tranny shuffle i don’t know if i should laugh or throw up. probably both.
by cageyb March 08, 2022
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hastings shuffle

The act of "Nodding Off" to "Nod Off" or "Go on the nod", also caused by malnutrition and sleep depravation. Another form of the H.S. would be erratic arm flailing and scratching of the skin, generally brought on by a cocaine induced psychosis.
he's doing the hastings shuffle.

nod, nodding, nod off, going on the nod
by E.S. Day September 15, 2006
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The Dansko Shuffle

A dance achieved wearing only "Dansko" clogs. The shuffle originated from the sliding movement a person must use while wearing danskos, to safely get across an icy driveway. To do the "Dansko Shuffle," one makes awkward forward movements one leg at a time as if cross country skiing.
The Dansko Shuffle was very prevalent at the party, for a lot of the people were REI junkies wearing clogs.
by bekah017 March 14, 2009
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seastrand shuffle

A way of walking that hides a persons limp caused by gunshot injuries or shinsplints.
"yall sluggas dont want no limp, so do dat seastrand shuffle when yall walkin state"
by six pack associate March 17, 2008
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telepathic shuffle

The slightly unnerving event of the shuffle feature on an MP3 player or other media player somehow choosing a song particularly appropriate(or, in the case of a sarcastic telepathic shuffle, spectacularly innappropriate) piece of music.
Just as his friend pwned him, Dave's computer did a telepathic shuffle and rickrolled him by playing Never Gonna Give You Up.
by Ch'mera April 28, 2008
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