Sticky Hamilton

A 20 dollar bill with pancake syrup on it

I walked away from brunch with a sticky Hamilton on the table.

by InkySeth July 2, 2022

Hamilton

The gayest musical you will ever watch.
A threesome(Angelica, Eliza, and Hamilton himself) occurs after sad musical ends. This activity happens on stage whilst people leave. You can’t forget the gay John Lauren watching in the background. Mostly the majority of the cast are 💅🏾 If ykyk. This whole cast is fruity.

Guy 1:Did you watch Hamilton

Guy 2: of course I did. But it’s hella gay
Guy 3:Y’all talking about Hamilton?
Guy 1 and 2: YES

by Sundrop-Moondrop March 7, 2022

Hamilton

Home to many thousands of absolute roasts and chin chewing pubes with chocolate stains on many chins and located in the smack bang middle of what is most commonly known as a more populated Chernobyl. Wouldn’t bring your kids here in the unfortunate case of a severe bumming or them mistaking cake icing for crystal

Hamilton is a slightly worse version of trying to locate a brothol in Buckingham Palace

by Andy Pipkin67 February 18, 2026