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moat monster

A girl or woman who has the looks or size that make you think she belongs in a pool of water that surrounds a castle.
Did you see who he hooked up with? That moat monster will be permanently attached to him now. He must have had the worst case of Saturday Night Fever ever!
by TobeeWan Kenobi May 30, 2014
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Moofie Monster

Mystical being existing only in the realms of modems, PC's and other such things connecting you to the internet. Causes random disconnections sometimes with a warning mostly without.. will attack at will and often pick on you all day before finding another victim.
You went off line!
Yeah I know, the moofie monster got me
by Manic Imp July 28, 2011
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Monster truckin'

And apt description of having disproportionately sized testicles in relation to having a smaller penis. Thus, creating the imagery of a small cab on giant wheels much like a monster truck
Bill was wary of wearing his speedo out, for he was perpetually monster truckin' with his inappropriately low bulge.
by Felonious monk October 5, 2015
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beej monster

A lady who loves to give blow jobs to anybody and everybody
We need to find us a beej monster to suck off the whole crew.
by krazy jr July 30, 2007
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mii monster

An awful Mii Character created for use on the Nintendo Wii Video Game System.

This character does not look at all like you, but your family and friends swear it is an exact likeness of yourself. No matter how many times you say, "that doesn't look like me", your family and friends say, "oh yes it does".
On Nintendo, my "Mii Character" is Horrible it looks more like a mii monster, I hate it but my wife says it looks just like me.
by BetterFasterSmarterTaller June 23, 2008
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foil monster

(A) A person that lives in a trailer park and the basis of their day is the production and use of methamphetamine.
(B) A fiend that is complete bitchy, or a monster when they cannot have their fix.
(A) Lets go to the trailer park and get a teener from that foil monster.
(B)Krystena is being such a foil monster today!
by SarahElizabethSarahElizabeth January 6, 2008
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Pop monster

Furry pig, a user of twitter that post scat porn and do "pop" with his prolapse.
by anonymous May 4, 2022
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