LeBron James

Boy oh boy where do I even begin Lebron honey my pookie bear I have loved you ever since I first laid eyes on you The way you drive into the paint and strike fear into your enemies eyes Your silky smooth touch around the rim and that gorgeous jumpshot I would do anything for you I wish it were possible to freeze time so I would never have to watch you retire You had a rough childhood but you never gave up hope You are even amazing off the court, youre a great husband and father sometimes I even call you dad I forvever dread and weep, thinking of the day you will one day retire I would sacrifice my own life it were the only thing that could put a smile on your beautiful face You have given me so much joy and heartbreak over the years I remember when you first left Cleveland and its like my heart got broken into a million pieces But a tear still fell from my right eye when I watched you win your first ring in miami, because deep down my glorious king deserved it I just wanted you to return home Then alas you did my sweet baby boy came home and I rejoiced 2015 was a hard year for us baby but in 2016 you made history happen You came back from 3-1 and I couldn't believe it I was crying bawling even, and I heard my glorious king exclaim these words
"CLEVELAND, THIS IS FOR YOU!" Not only have you changed the game of basketball and the world forever but youve eternally changed my world And now you're getting older, but still the goat, my goat I love you pookie bear, my glorious king

LeBron James is my king and often edge furiously to him

by LebronGlazer2903 June 2, 2024

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Sunshine Lebron

You are my sunshine, my only sunshine
You make me happy when skies are gray
You'll never know, dear, how much I love you
Please, don't take my sunshine away

Person 1: Did you saw sunshine Lebron?
Person 2: No, what's that?
Person 1: It's the best meme ever

by CaldoDeMazapan April 1, 2024

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LeBroned

The smelliest of farts, because LeBron James is an asshole

I LeBroned next to my wife in bed last night and she made me sleep on the couch

by elohssAemitgiB May 8, 2021

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Lebron James

LeBron James, often hailed as the greatest man alive, is not just a basketball player but a walking legend whose impact transcends the court. A four-time NBA champion, four-time MVP, and global icon, he has earned a treasure trove of nicknames that reflect his multifaceted greatness and the internet’s love for him. Known as "King James" on the court, he’s also affectionately referred to as "LeSunshine" for his ability to brighten any moment with his energy and positivity, "LeBonBon" for his sweet moves and sweeter off-court presence, and even "LePookie," a term of endearment fans use to highlight his softer, relatable side.

Typically LeBron James means The GOAT of basketball

LeGreatness just passed Kareem for all-time points
Lebron is the greatest human on this planet
Lebron saved me from suicide

by LeBronSavedMeFromSuicide January 22, 2025

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