Knee-Slapper

/nē/ /slapper/

Noun

1. A joke; typically a pun or otherwise regarded “Dad-Joke”, the humour of which prompts an audible slap-of-the-knee from one or more of the parties involved.
Ron: “So me and the wife were down in Mexico last month, and she twisted her ankle at Salsa Night”.

Gord: “Oh no, what did you do?”

Ron: “I called ‘Nine-Juan-Juan’”.

*Audible laughter and slapping-of-the-knee*

Gord: “Jesus Murphy, Ron, you really had me going there for a second. Now that’s a Knee-Slapper”.
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Slapper

Davie504 is a slapper.

We are slappers.
by CloneArmy August 19, 2019
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calf slapper

A very long penis that dangles below the knees and slaps the calves when running. May also be used in the plural form to describe low-hanging testicles. See calf slappers
As I ran beside Brad during our workout today, I heard a pitter-patter below his knees. He must have a real calf slapper in those sweatpants!
by CalfSlapper October 26, 2015
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Slapper

Yo watching you fall off your bike was an absolute slapper.
Blaise coined the word slapper.
by AllHaleBlaise April 16, 2021
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Sand slapper

A hand job but instead of lube they person uses sand and spit
My girl gave me a sand slapper on Daytona beach at night and I got a yeast infection but it was great
by The mans dictionary June 23, 2023
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