/nē/ /slapper/
Noun
1. A joke; typically a pun or otherwise regarded “Dad-Joke”, the humour of which prompts an audible slap-of-the-knee from one or more of the parties involved.
Noun
1. A joke; typically a pun or otherwise regarded “Dad-Joke”, the humour of which prompts an audible slap-of-the-knee from one or more of the parties involved.
Ron: “So me and the wife were down in Mexico last month, and she twisted her ankle at Salsa Night”.
Gord: “Oh no, what did you do?”
Ron: “I called ‘Nine-Juan-Juan’”.
*Audible laughter and slapping-of-the-knee*
Gord: “Jesus Murphy, Ron, you really had me going there for a second. Now that’s a Knee-Slapper”.
Gord: “Oh no, what did you do?”
Ron: “I called ‘Nine-Juan-Juan’”.
*Audible laughter and slapping-of-the-knee*
Gord: “Jesus Murphy, Ron, you really had me going there for a second. Now that’s a Knee-Slapper”.
by be4nz1111 August 20, 2023

by CloneArmy August 19, 2019

by Buck Brandon May 20, 2019

A very long penis that dangles below the knees and slaps the calves when running. May also be used in the plural form to describe low-hanging testicles. See calf slappers
As I ran beside Brad during our workout today, I heard a pitter-patter below his knees. He must have a real calf slapper in those sweatpants!
by CalfSlapper October 26, 2015

by AllHaleBlaise April 16, 2021

My girl gave me a sand slapper on Daytona beach at night and I got a yeast infection but it was great
by The mans dictionary June 23, 2023
