The Basement Bathroom

A desolate place where numerous acts against humanity have taken place. From Avalos's projectile vomit to Mandell's coffee shits it's seen more abuse than Deering's future kids. There are also numerous stories of a glory hole operated by Matheson, usually in operation after parties where he lies in wait to catch drunk guys peeing.

"Fuck I have to piss right now"
"The basement bathroom is right there"
"Dude are you kidding? If I go over there Matheson will suck my penis"

by Big Shlong Man April 7, 2022

Basement Smelt

A noun used to describe a person. It revolves around a person and/or thing being afraid to go inside the basement. Usually someone who has been in the location, however has not gone into the underground level. This is a negative sounding noun. This often occurs at parties, abandoned buildings, hospitals etc.

Yo Wilks a Basement Smelt, he wouldn't reach the basement of the hospis

by Hospis Vet March 1, 2011

Basement Bitch

Someone that takes advantage of their parents, had no job or any goals in life.

Matt is a basement bitch! His parents just can’t get him out of the house. They’re beyond ready to be empty nesters.

by ChaoticMama July 25, 2024

help the german teacher is keeping me in his basement

no please really help me I'm being keep in L1026, 36419 Geisa, Deutschland help

help the german teacher is keeping me in his basement

by XX_Adolf_XX November 12, 2020

Rusty Basement Key

Act of fornication that occurs prior to giving a Rusty Trombone. One uses a finger or 2 in order to loosen or open up a anus that is locked tight.

Asservir didn't know what a Rusty Basement Key was and had been doing Rusty Trombones wrong for years.

by muphinman January 4, 2022

Milk in the basement

"Milk in the basement" is a saying used when a complicated situation has been resolved.

Ingrid: "Did you end up resolving your issues with her? Or is there still beef between ya'll?"
Lindsey: "We talked about it yesterday. It's all milk in the basement at this point".
Ingrid: "Nice"

by itsallmilkinthebasement December 15, 2023

If the roof is rusted, the basement is flooded

An expression describing the attractiveness of red heads and the wild wet ride they are

“See that beautiful ginger over there?”

You know what they say!!! If the roof is rusted, the basement is flooded.

by Mr_handzz July 29, 2025