by gurt sucker39 May 30, 2025
Get the Stick Slappermug. by justcallmechickennugget May 14, 2018
Get the Yapper-Slappermug. When the Snail Eater loves cock too much so she spreads her legs for anything that has a pulse. When in reality no one values her because she looks like a rat faced bitch
French Slapper: Bonjour, I like frogs can I suck your dick?
Man: of course but everyone knows you’re no good at it
Man: of course but everyone knows you’re no good at it
by Doodle May 7, 2018
Get the french slappermug. by The Cat Edgar August 6, 2020
Get the Slappermug. /nē/ /slapper/
Noun
1. A joke; typically a pun or otherwise regarded “Dad-Joke”, the humour of which prompts an audible slap-of-the-knee from one or more of the parties involved.
Noun
1. A joke; typically a pun or otherwise regarded “Dad-Joke”, the humour of which prompts an audible slap-of-the-knee from one or more of the parties involved.
Ron: “So me and the wife were down in Mexico last month, and she twisted her ankle at Salsa Night”.
Gord: “Oh no, what did you do?”
Ron: “I called ‘Nine-Juan-Juan’”.
*Audible laughter and slapping-of-the-knee*
Gord: “Jesus Murphy, Ron, you really had me going there for a second. Now that’s a Knee-Slapper”.
Gord: “Oh no, what did you do?”
Ron: “I called ‘Nine-Juan-Juan’”.
*Audible laughter and slapping-of-the-knee*
Gord: “Jesus Murphy, Ron, you really had me going there for a second. Now that’s a Knee-Slapper”.
by be4nz1111 August 20, 2023
Get the Knee-Slappermug. Someone that chases Down opps with a big bladed weapon. This guy is so on job People think he’s homeless. He Also gets court and goes to court but manages to beat the case every time.
Guy: “yo fam you heard about that guy fam he’s a top slapper caught about 230494 opps on Tuesday”
Guy 2: “word? Nah I don’t want to mess with him still he probably shank me rob my Nan and still get off with a warning from the Feds”
Guy 2: “word? Nah I don’t want to mess with him still he probably shank me rob my Nan and still get off with a warning from the Feds”
by Topstrider January 16, 2020
Get the Slappermug. 