Moofie Monster

Mystical being existing only in the realms of modems, PC's and other such things connecting you to the internet. Causes random disconnections sometimes with a warning mostly without.. will attack at will and often pick on you all day before finding another victim.

You went off line!
Yeah I know, the moofie monster got me

by Manic Imp July 28, 2011

Fluggle Monster

One who is very hungry and ravished. Normaly over worked college students.

My friend,Becky, is acting like a huge fluggle monster today!

by sarahb150 October 19, 2011

silk monster

Someone who’s skin is so smooth it’s monsterous, scary, overwhelming

Dude you use dove? You’re a silk monster right now

by Tedmburke July 4, 2018

super monster

A 6 legged mystical creature which can only be made in the dirtiest grimiest places off earth. It is a combination of 2 peoples bodies, one person has the other on his shoulders and uses his hands and feet to move while the other only uses his hands to choose a direction.

"Wow i just saw a 26 fingered super monster at FDR Park!"

by Frank Anthony Davis May 6, 2007

gurgle monster

Everyday meth users tend to experience a loud, excessive gurgling in the stomach. It happens very often and they refer to it as the gurgle monster.

That damn gurgle monster is back.

by StlKrook July 9, 2011

Monster Wank

When men form a circle around one chicken and all masterbate until they all blow their load on her.

And she will be standing there dripping in semen. Classy

"Molly you're in my £70 dress"
"Good, I'll get the lads at the party to monster wank on it"

by Eleanor Hubbard August 3, 2014

Pop monster

Furry pig, a user of twitter that post scat porn and do "pop" with his prolapse.

Pop monster is behind you

by anonymous May 4, 2022