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St. Ursula Academy

A private, all-girls catholic high school in Cincinnati Ohio. Contrary to what you might think, these girls are stuck up and only care about what they look like and their own selfish needs. Their $17,000 education means absolutely nothing to them compared to the new Gucci bag or $1,000 dollar must-have Ugg boots. Their "popped collars" annoy the hell out of everyone around them, and every other catholic school kid wants to push them down the stairs. Even then, the only thing they'd be worried about would be scuffing their pretty boots that mommy and daddy bought for them.
These selfish, stuck up, rich-bitches deserve nothing better than a public school education, where they'd get a huge dose of reality.
Catholic student 1: Did you see that St. Ursula Academy girl?
Catholic student 2: Yeah, she was looking at herself in the mirror for over an hour.
Catholic #1: And she goes to an all-girls school. Could those girls be any more snobby and stuck up?
Catholic #2: I dont know if thats possible.
by rep.of.all-girls November 29, 2009
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Ursula

The definition of Ursula is a Girl with a really big penis, with multiple chins, no neck and, likes to steal shit from little kids

Dude 1: Dude did you see that blimp fly by?

Dude 2: That was no Blimp that was an Ursula!

Dude 1: Holy fucking shit run for your life!!!!!!!!!!!
Ursula steals: My little sisters Dildo
by Snap Crackle and POP March 25, 2012
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Ursula

A fat lady who weighs over at least 200 pounds, and doesn't have a neck. They have multiple chins.
Steve: Holy shit! Did you see that whale go by?
Riley: Dude. That's no whale... IT'S AN URSULA!!!
Steve: OH MY GOD RUN FOR YOUR FUCKING LIFE MAN.
by Kiss My Dupa July 14, 2011
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Ursula

Fake. Annoying to a fault. Always tries to be the center of attention, unsuccessfully. Always prepared to make any subject about herself regardless of the conversation, with the sole intention to belittle everyone around her. Will tell your secrets to the world. Will accuse you of being prejudice or racist, although she is the only one guilty of it.

Resembles the cartoon character.
Innocent bystander 1: my ears...my ears..they’re bleeding! What was that??!! Nails on a chalkboard slow and nail breaking?!?!
Ursula: hi highdhi!
Innocent bystander 2: if you can still hear me....Run. RUN. ITS URSULA!!!
Ursula: (unaware room is empty...still talking incoherently)
by The Crusty Kr3w August 15, 2018
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Ursula

Fuck you Ursula
by Love a cisgender December 26, 2018
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Ursula Facial

When someone bondage tapes your entire head so you can’t see or hear and then ties you up and beats you while you cry behind the plastic tape and basically give yourself a hot steamy saltwater facial.
Last night at the dungeon the hottest Top on the planet tied me up and gave me an Ursula Facial. It was so cathartic.
by krispycublet May 13, 2019
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ursula schnerschl

in her freetime she makes RW dates with siegfried ganser
loves to verbuchen Rechnungen with Perschanalverrechnung
she plays fork knife
alt f4 -> show bobs and vagene and pipi
ursula schnerschl
by rooooooooooobin May 20, 2019
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