Urks my Nurks

The feeling you can describe as such: auuuahhahahhhhhhfhhhhfhfhshhshshhh. It can also described as uncontrollable or unbearable discomfort. The moment someone utters the words "Urking my Nurkings" you immediately understand that the individual at hand is feeling the overwhelming ferocity and passionate rage of a man who has witnessed the tragic events of May 6th 1937. This can often be used as a sign of disagreement with another being as well as show your annoyance towards something, someone, or an event that had taken place that proved to become a minor inconvenience to your overall wellbeing.

It can also be said as: Urked my Nurks, Urking my Nurkings, etc...

"what happened with Michael yesterday really Urked my Nurks."

"Bloody unfortunate that the queen's birthday had interfere with our terrorists attacks innit?"
"yeah mate, that really did urking my Nurkings"

"Man, that sucks what happened, really Urks my Nurks"

by handlebarfrank May 24, 2022

Urk

Urk is a slang word for weed, created by the austrian rap group SMK.

P1: "Ayo, bruh u got some urky urk?" P2: "Sure man, got the best urk in town bruh."

by Nnox October 29, 2021

urk

used to describe a person that shit on something.

MOM SHITTERTON TOOK A URK ON THE COUCH

by 69 is the true July 5, 2023

Urks

The sound you make just before exploding in a fit of laughter

*silence**silence**urks*
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAAA!!!!!

by ZebulonFarglebloxx September 14, 2021

Urk

When someone is irritating you/ urking you and you put them in check and use the word urk

Bitch if you don’t sit tf down somewhere with that cat smelling like fish I swear you urkkk meee.

by thisisforachel1 October 23, 2019

Urking

When somebody is ugly and being annoying.

Ugh, tell Jaden don't text me no more he's Urking.

by nothing122333 November 28, 2020

Fake Urk

An urk is a mystical and extremely rare drug and is often synthetically produced but sold as if it were the real deal. Taking a Fake Urk believed to have drug-like effects—can trigger placebo-driven neurochemical responses, leading to perceived intoxication, cognitive distortions, and psychosomatic symptoms. Expectancy effects engage dopaminergic and serotonergic pathways, creating sensations of euphoria, dizziness, or relaxation despite the absence of active compounds. Repeated exposure may reinforce pseudo-dependency, demonstrating the brain’s power to generate subjective drug effects purely through belief.

After taking what he thought was a powerful hallucinogen, Mark stared at the blank wall for an hour, convinced he was seeing patterns—only to later realize he had fallen victim to Fake Urk.

by The real pahooga February 25, 2025