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skib

(To Andrew) “You’re a skib”
“:(“
by ihateandrew78295 November 29, 2024
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The Skib

The act of entering a kindergarten classroom with your erect penis already out, and then proceeding to touch the kindergarteners with your erected penis. Because of the limited vocabulary that the kindergarteners have (because they’re young), they don’t know what to say, so they just repeat the phrase “Skib! Skib!”.
When using it in a sentence, you can not say “I did The Skib”, you have to say that you PERFORMED The Skib.
Yo bro, I just performed The Skib in a kindergarten classroom earlier today.
by The Blue Blumpkin May 30, 2024
mugGet the The Skibmug.

skib tuah

When a skibidi toilet is giving you a blowjob and vomits in the process, hence adding lubricant
He gave me that skib tuah! Jork on that think!
by cornplas August 17, 2024
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skib

to lie, similar to 'no cap'
Person 1: "We were crazy last night!"
Person 2: "No skib!!"
by runnergirl2000 December 15, 2019
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skib

a derivation of skibidi, a word synonymous with ejaculation
Yoooo bro Violet Myers made me skib in my pants today/ don't make me skib in you!
by skibmaster March 10, 2024
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On skib

A variation of “on god” that changes your religion to Skibidi a toilet.
I just got a new car”
“Say on skib
“On skib
by Skibiditoiletlover April 29, 2024
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Han Skib

My 80 year old bae from China and died from a stroke during the Vietnam war November 1, 1955
we miss him dearly 🥰. bless youre dear hearts, In Jesus we trust amen 😝 ayyyyyyyy
by Han skib December 4, 2024
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